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"I have descended into college football's Grand Canyon. I have stood in its Alps. I have gazed at its ocean sunset. I have attended a game at Jordan-Hare Stadium in Auburn, Ala. And I've been changed forever."
- Bud Poliquin (Post-Standard Columnist)
It's hard, but you're making it difficult....but it's not hard!!
Dr. Good
"Hey man...that looks like a spacestation."~Andrew Killion

where are the other party members?

oh yes i did eat them. sorry i was to fat to remember.
September 21

**PSYCHO TEST***

 
Please let me know if any of you get this right.
 
 
 

**PSYCHO TEST***
 
 Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the

 bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it
 reads.  No one I know has gotten it right -- including me.
 
 "A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a man she did
 not  know. She thought he was amazing, so much her dream man she
 believed him  to be just that!  She fell in love with him right there,

 but never asked  for his number and, later, could not find him. A few

 days later she  killed her sister."
 
 
 Question: What was her motive in killing her sister?
 
 (Give this some thought before you answer).

 

 

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Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral
again.
   
   
   
   If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath.
   
   
   This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to
   test if one has the same mentality as a killer.
   
 Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the

 question correctly.
   
   
   If you didn't answer the question correctly good  for you.
   
   
   If you came up with the correct answer, please,
   let me know so I can take you off of my e-mail list unless that will

   tick you off, then I'll just be extra nice to you from now on.
   
   Be sure to share the test!

July 18

FUNNYNESS QUOTES

-squiggle wiggle wytur meh heh damn dropped my fone in my neck fat...
-I guess i'll let you go now so i can have time to stand around and be fat...
-"oH LORDY i'm HuGe!!!"
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There's me!...buyin' cheese
-
oh piss!
-"what kayla?!?!" Dee Diddly dee?? WHAT?!?! D-V-D AMANDA!
-
MEH HEH!!!! let's drive naked heheehe:) and get in the bed of the truck and josh have a wreck and the cops find our unconcious naked bodies hahahaha so much fun.
-GO LAZINESS!!!!!

-Q: What's the difference between your mom and a hole in the ground?
A: YOUR MOM'S A BITCH!

-That's quite the longjohn penis you have...
We're the messiest hotel guests ALIVE. - The Karen


 

 

                                                                           MORE TO COME

July 17

Carl's my he-man!

I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!
 
 
 
  •  Look at my freakin' car! It has been crushed to bejesus and back!
  • What's that around your little straw thing there? Dangling... like it's yours.
  • (chasing Shake): You're dead cup. Dead.
July 14

join my kickin' group!

I Drink, I Party, and Dammit, I'm Awesome!
if you are awesome like me, just comment here and let the craziness begin....!
 And to all my minions: You are now in CLUB K!
Shut up......i'm really really bored
 

Tennessee -oh i hate them so!

Oh Rocky Top
You'll always be
Worst in the SEC
Fuck you Rocky Top, WOO!
Go to Hell Tennessee
 
 
"Oh Rocky Top,
You'll never mean
One damn thing to me
FUCK you Rocky Top! WOO!
GO TO HELL TENNESSEE!"
Thank you Casey Humber!
and fellow marching baritones!I will LOVE YA'LL FOREVER!
 
 
July 12

yeah?

SO!
 
 
 
--------i farted......enjoy!
July 08

stupid bush

go to this website if you haven't seen the video already
 

www.hottopic.com

Pretty cool! and only $9.99!!!!
July 07

fattys

 
 SLOOOSHSLOOOOSHSLOOOSH!FART! it is the sound of beanbags battle in a pool. it makes them very happy. "join our fat battle!" they say. it is a trick to put butter on you and then the next event is not a mystery.
 
 
 
 
hello fatty. did you know a sock is on your head?
it is?? oh good i am so hungry.

 
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